Reward for Stolen Headhunters Porch YETI Cooler

The most famous YETI Cooler in Montana has been shoplifted.

But the thieving bitches had to cut the cable with bolt cutters before stealing it.

We talked about the reward for such an integral piece of our Headhunters porch culture.

Offering a guide trip as reward for information leading to the recovery of this 105qt YETI.

Yep, help us catch the asshole that will be drinking sour beer for life.

Bad Karma dude.

22 thoughts on “Reward for Stolen Headhunters Porch YETI Cooler”

  1. That is just sick and wrong.
    May they drive over their own flyrods….assuming they have the intelligence required to string one up.

  2. As well as being asshole, bitches. Who steals a cooler in the middle winter? So, Stupid, Asshole, Bitches is a better description.

  3. I know I’ve seen it before but don’t remember distinguishing characteristics.
    You guys have a picture of it?

    It takes a special kind of douchebag to do something like that.

  4. That is a special kind of lowlife the culprit/s must have had special training no one is born that low. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing the person is an idiot. This is beyond forgiveness. I guess the saying “no good deed goes unpunished” is accurate.

  5. No chance someone borrowed it with a boat rental? As much as you guys contribute to the community I find it hard to believe anyone would deliberately steal from you. Hope it turns up, that’s some bad juju right there.

  6. Rotten sonsabitches! Seriously, who the F*** steals the community beer cooler?! Twat Waffles. Karma’s a futhermucker man, glad I aint goin’ to be round that nasty juju.

  7. WOW! What is going on in our great state? Ive heard of more BS like this in the last month then the previous five years. I imagine the shitheads would alter the appearance but that would insinuate they have brains….post a picture and lets all keep an eye out.

  8. I know that cooler, and have been given a cold beer on a hot day from that cooler…If that thing shows up here in ohio, I’ll send it back with the thief neatly packed inside…

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